My first kiss was stolen by my best friend’s older (by two years) brother when I was in 6th grade. We were in Lauren’s backyard playing with her dogs when her brother and his friends came out side, all loud and stuff. They thought they were so cool, being older and all. Oh and they were, especially Justin.

So they are all flocking around Lauren because she was the prettiest girl in our class, and probably in their class too. But Justin comes over to me and is all “Hey there, I’m an older guy. I’m in eight grade, and you’re in sixth grade. You would be cool if you dated a guy like me. And I would be uncool but still I might get some…or something. Dude.” And of course I was all “Heeheheheheheheehe….ok!” And then all of the sudden he’s on top of me!. Ok, not really, but all of the sudden his tongue was in my mouth. And I didn’t like it. Not.One.Bit.

And then once I opened my eyes suddenly everyone was there, watching. It sucked badly. I later heard that he decided against dating me because he didn’t want to kiss someone with braces.

Side note: This was a comment I left on Amanda’s blog about First Kisses and I thought it would be a great filler for whenever I’m ready to actually blog. Thanks.

I am sad because Emmy took a pic of me and my sister in law Amy this evening at Neil’s softball game and I looked fat in it. Of course I can’t be too sad about it because even after I saw the “fat-ness” in the picture I made a stop at Dairy Queen on the way home for a “had” cream treat. What’s wrong with me? Apparently in my mind ice cream isn’t included in the list of things you shouldn’t eat when you’re trying to lose a little weight. Nor is coke or anything chocolate. Definitely not pasta either. What are the things you could never cut out of your diet?

I finished Emmy’s layout last night so it’s up if you care. I started to work a little more diligently on Robo’s layout this evening while watching Josh Groban: Live at the Greek with Emmy. I haven’t tested anything I worked on so I don’t know how it’s going to look but my thoughts that this time it’s actually going to work might be a little premature. I’m really shooting for this one though so look for Robyn’s new layout soon. I will start on my new layout after her’s is done. After all I am selfless don’t-cha-know.

I need a new job SO badly it hurts. My dad called earlier tonight wanting to talk about it. I just know my mom told him that I haven’t been getting ANY hours at my so called job. Great, thanks mom. I’m not sure if that means I have been fired or what. I mean, no one has told me that I no longer work there. As far as I know I’m still technically on the schedule, but beside my name it’s all blank-itty-blank-blank. Last week I actually stopped calling on Saturdays to check my to see if I was on the schedule for the following week, which is what I had been doing for 2 or so weeks. Whoops, if I was suppose to be there sometime this week. Whoops, but I don’t care anymore. Like I said before, it was like high school all over again. I am too old for that shit thankyouverymuch. I am above all that clique crap. And what’s with managers masquerading as grown adults and playing favorites with different immature associates? I didn’t even care that I wasn’t one of their favs. I cared because How the hell old are you??? I use to make fun of the high school teachers who played favsies. Oh yea, and one of the managers was the same age as me. Yea, that also sucked a little.

So my mom keeps getting on to me about finding another job AND SOON because Neil and I are not going to be able to pay our bills and whatnot one just one paycheck. I know that SO much more than she does but places just aren’t hiring right now. If you haven’t noticed, the economy sucks right now. And more importantly, she wants me to get a pharmacy technician job. I want that too but it just doesn’t look like it’s gonna happen. Robyn, you need to get Sirloin to hire me asap. Really, I am at my whits end. And I don’t even want to go back to serving.

And you thought by the title that I was going to talk about Pirates XXX didn’t you?

I can’t believe I’m saying this but I have nothing to do tonight! I mean there are several things that I am going to do because I want to but nothing that I have to do. It’s a nice feeling.

Last night I had an accounting test to study for and earlier that day I took a math test that occupied my studying time Sunday night. If it’s not a test the next day then it’s a crap load a homework that I have due. This is the first time in a while since the semester started that I’m not going to spend all night hunched over a book. So I will turn my attention to more pressing matters: Emmy’s new layout. I hope to finish it tonight but Lord knows I am sucking this coding up lately. What’s wrong with me? I use to make layouts like it was going out of style.

While I’m working out my coding problems, check out Josh Groban’s performance at the Emmy’s.